What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 02:18
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Why are the Chinese so sensitive to Western criticism?
{RING} {RING}
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
How long would you let a homeless friend stay at your house?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
What was your most memorable combat mission during the Vietnam War?
HELLO
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Yes sir it is.
What sets porcini mushrooms apart from other types of mushrooms, such as button mushrooms?
Sure no problem officer.
After a few moments he returns.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Has Messi scored against the Buffon?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??